edibles, $6 lattes, and period brain

hey guys. send help.

I went to the dispensary and got 8 packs of edibles for $100.

Please don't try to talk to me for a few days because I'mma for real be in my zone.

Shout out to The Pottery in Los Angeles for having such great deals, and thank you to my budtender Christian for being so patient while I walked around in a daze trying to figure out what I wanted.

I love edibles. They are my favorite way to consume cannabis. Don’t get me wrong; I love smoking too. The edible high is a creeper though, and it always seems to kick in at just the right time, and as my period decided to jump all up in my face today for no reason, I need this right now.

As I type this, I am as high as martian pussy.

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period brain

As previously mentioned, my period showed up today ready to fight, and as a result, I have period brain, and I keep forgetting things like why I called someone or what I was going to do next on my computer, etc.

This is a real thing, and I’m sure there is some science behind it, but period brain also makes me prone to being easily exhausted mentally if I have to do five extra steps for anything, so I won’t be looking up the science of it today.

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enjoy your life

This is my entire financial philosophy summed up in one meme:

To be real, my iced lattes are closer to the $6 mark, but the message still applies.

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Goodnight, sweetheart

This is shorter than normal, and maybe that’s a good thing.

I just want to eat another edible and lie in bed watching the new season of Love Is Blind (these people are crazy!) until I fall asleep.

It’s been that kind of day.

If you want to buy me lattes, chocolates, and salty snacks to make me feel better, please feel free. I’m thejournalista on both Venmo and CashApp.

Otherwise, pray for your girl.

It’s rough over here.

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P.S.

I guess I’m publishing at night/at the end of the day now?

I’m not bothered by it. Y’all still open it up and read me, and I’m so thankful to you.